Hilarious Homework Returns

In Merritt's class the kids do writing responses. They are supposed to write five COMPLETE sentences in answer to a question on the board. Merritt doesn't seem terribly interested in the assignment; he just wants to get it done as fast as possible in order to turn the paper over and draw pictures on the back.

In answer to the question "What is your favorite book?" Merritt wrote:
"Goosebumps is my favret because. They can scare me. and I like that. Plus the covers are cool. and my favret are horor land."

Oddly enough, those are actually (loosely) complete sentences (minus two coordinating conjunctions and a subordinate conjunction). Weird. Moving on!!

In answer to the question "What are you good at?" Merritt wrote:
"Merritt's smart. about dinos. because I. am smart. about dinos."

I'm convinced he gets credit for this because the teacher has such a good laugh. Or maybe she likes the art work. On the back of this particular masterwork is a picture of Merritt teaching Joseph about the mighty T-Rex.
Obviously Merritt is a good teacher, because Joseph has totally grasped the concept of the T-Rex!

And finally, an essay. Let me give you a little background on this though. Chad took Merritt to the local recycling center to drop off our plastics and cardboard (we're trying to save our corner of the earth). While they were out and about, Merritt said that he wished there was a "Yes Day" so that he could ask for anything he wanted and we would have to say "yes." Now...on to the essay.
"last Satrday I was begearing (begging) for a holladay called Yesday. I wanted that holladay more than eneything then I wanted in the world. So I asked Dad and asked and asked and asked and asked and asked and asked and asked and asked and asked and asked and asked and asked and my dad said no so I gave up."

It's so awesome. I think it's even better that it is so unintentionally funny. :D

I LOVE THIS CRAZY KID!!!