An Essay

I love Merritt's homework. I sort through the graded papers every week and put the "keepers" in a box that I'll give to him later in life...or maybe not. They make me laugh so possibly I'll keep them always and he can visit his 3rd grade homework when he comes over. This latest is a writing practice. The teacher puts up a question on the board and the children turn in a written response. The question is not listed on the paper, but it must have been something about uniforms. Here is Merritt's paragraph essay; spelling and punctuation as in the original.

"I think you should wear uniforms because god made your bodys. and he would not like to see you naked. If I sou you naked I would close my eyes. and say oww grows. you should onley be naked is in the shower or bath. that is the time to be naked."

Merritt

Son, that is awesome! If I was your teacher I would have laid my head on my desk and laughed myself into a coma.