I know that everyone out there is looking for fast ways to lose weight, and since I have successfully lost nine pounds (that's 9 pounds people!) in the past three weeks, I thought I would share my tips and tricks.
1. Get pregnant.
2. Throw up everything you ate or thought of eating for the past 6 months at least.
3. Start taking anti-nausea/vomiting drugs that make you so sleepy you forget about everything, including eating. Nothing is more important than taking a nap!!
4. Feel so nauseated, despite the meds, that the thought of food is revolting....especially chicken.
5. Survive on Ritz crackers, skim milk, and peanut butter.
And that, my friends, is the secret of my success. Good luck to you on your weight loss journey!
6 comments :
Yay! Congratulations!!! That is so exciting!
I tend to lose weight at the beginning of my pregnancies too. Trouble is, the whole pregnancy/having children is the whole reason I have 20lbs to lose right now :) I hope you get feeling better soon.
You poor thing!
You sound so miserable it seems silly to say congratulations but... CONGRATULATIONS!
Give it about 10 months and it will all be so worth it. Feel better!
Sorry you're still feeling rotten. Hope it doesn't last very long this time around.
Yeah!!! What a cute way to announce it! Hope the sick part goes quickly. Congratulations!
Sorry about the being sick, but wow that is really exciting news!!! So happy for your family!! How far a long are you?
Major Congratulations!!! I'm so excited for you guys. The sickness is worth the wait...sort of;)
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