Saturday, January 31, 2009

I Love to see the Temple

Much thanks to Melanie Hill for blogging about her experience at the Draper Temple Open House with her two adorable little boys. Prior to reading her entry I had it in my head that children had to be at least eight years old to attend the open house. Actually, I was confusing the open house and the dedication ceremony and was delighted to be corrected. Chad and I picked a date to attend, which ended up being a Friday since all the January weekend and evening times had been snapped up. The weather was perfect and we were all excited to attend. Merritt thought it was really neat because I busted him out of school 1 hour and 25 minutes early so that we would easily make our 1:20 time slot. (There is such a special, superior feeling that accompanies leaving before school is officially out. I loved being excused from class, waving goodbye to my friends and walking out into empty halls, even if it meant I was on my way to the dentist.)

I worked super hard that morning to make sure that I had everything we needed ready (church clothes for Merritt, a white shirt and tie for Chad, fully stocked baby bag, etc.) and that I had as many of my chores finished as humanly possible. The last thing I did, before packing up the car and driving to pick up Merritt, was to make Son 1 a lunch in his Spiderman lunchbox so that he could eat on our way to Chad's work. With 10 minutes before our arrival in Salt Lake, Merritt asked me to open his Go-Gurt. Instead of asking him to wait until we got off the freeway, insanity prevailed and I attempted to tear it open with one hand and my teeth. I succeeded in only tearing away bits of the edges. Finally, I broke through the plastic and made a small hole, which to my frustrated mind was GOOD ENOUGH! Merritt, however, didn't realize how I had opened the yogurt tube (since it still looked closed) and I didn't explain it to him (Duh!) thinking that he would just put the tube in his mouth and squeeze. Well, he did squeeze it, but not in his mouth, and all I saw out of the corner of my eye was a fountain of pink yogurt shooting into the air and landing all over Grant's clean, khaki pants. Ugh! I did my best to clean him up but we arrived at the temple with one not-so-clean baby wearing pink stained pants that smelled vaugely of tropical fruit.

The bus ride was very exciting for the kids, mainly because they weren't seat-belted in and were thus free to mash their faces against the window. I had another insanity moment and allowed Grace to bring two small toys ("Sweeping Booty" (a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty) and a plastic lion) and the lion got lost on the bus. It is somewhere inside, on the floor most likely, making endless circles between the stake center and the temple. Poor lion. At least Sweeping Booty made it through the day okay.

The temple was beautiful and the children were very impressed. Merritt wanted to go down and see the carved oxen as we passed through the baptistry, he loved the paintings in the ordinance rooms (especially the cougar which he called a "little meat-eater"), he wants a giant chandelier like the one in the celestial room to hang in his bedroom ("Only, mom, I'll need a really, really tall ceiling."), and he loved looking into the mirrors in the sealing rooms. Grace went through the whole tour with wide eyes and the words, "Look, pretty!" exclaimed at regular intervals. Grant pulled my hair (it's a comfort thing) and cried everytime he saw a water fountain because he wanted a drink.

After the tour we went in for cookies and a drink at the stake center which adjoins the temple. There were no chairs set up, so we found a bit of carpet in an out-of-the-way spot so that the kids could sit down and munch away. We gave Grant a small water bottle and after several successful sips he dumped the water onto the carpet. Grace was tipping the water into her mouth and then backwashing it into the bottle again...the water in the bottle was soon brown due to the chocolate cookie she was eating...SO NASTY! Merritt ate four cookies before we even knew what happened. We then figured it was time to go, but I just HAD to have us all pose for a picture, so this nice lady snapped one for us next to a beautiful portrait of the Savior. It would have been a nice picture, but in vain I pled for Merritt not to pose as a dinosaur, all to no avail. Grace had her mouth full of water which she refused to swallow. Grant wouldn't look at our photographer. Ah, memories! (We went outside for take 2 and it turned out much better...that is the photo posted at the top.)

After a 30 minute wait (the red buses came, the blue buses came, but where were all the green?) we finally caught our bus back to the stake center where we'd parked our car. Grant was, by this time, close to a nuclear melt-down from sheer tiredness. In self defense and to save what was left of my sanity, I gave him (you are going to die when you read this) the water bottle he kept reaching for...the only one left...the one with BROWN WATER!! I refused to watch as he happily drank some and spilled the rest down his shirt. I was feeling my peaceful buzz from the temple tour draining away a bit until I was completely diverted by the little boy in the seat in front of me who was sucking his thumb and picking his nose at the same time with the same hand! What a feat! I was duly impressed and hilariously entertained.

The tour was wonderful and the kids have talked about it regularly since we got home. It made quite an impression on them! You should go. www.lds.org is the place to reserve free tickets.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

School and some Playdough

Today's "school time" was fun, Grace worked on a page of colors and shapes while Grant colored a picture of a deer. (Why a deer? Well, it's off the beaten path of usual animals one finds on alphabet coloring pages and I knew Keith and Sandra would be so proud.) Grace did a good job with her coloring and said to me, "School is fun!" Yes it is sweetie, never forget it! I got a little crazy today and made some Jell-O playdough too. I used lime Jell-O and the playdough smells awesome, not like that store bought nasty-smelling stuff that makes me want to gag. You definitely wouldn't want to eat it, however! I don't think anything that has 1/2 cup of salt in it can taste good. Grace has been playing with her playdough ball for an hour and is still going strong. Grant poked his fingers in his playdough portion a few times and then gave me a look that said, "What the heck is this? I'm tired. Put me to bed." So I did. Merritt came home from school and started right in on the process of creating a marvelous creature...maybe a dinosaur or a dragon. I can't quite tell yet. I don't think there is a Michealangelo in this house, unfortunately, although my turtle was pretty freaking awesome.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Icing

So, we got slammed by a major two-day snowstorm. This meant that we spent a lot of time indoors watching the snow fall slant wise and straight down and swirling and any other way it wanted to. I do like the cozy feeling of being indoors with my family when the weather is less than pleasant. (Snuggling in blankets, cups of hot chocolate, playing games, making treats...so fun!) I also love the morning after a big storm, when you walk outside and see a fairyland of white: trees, power lines, fences, houses, mailboxes...everything is trimmed in white fluff. This was the scene outside my door this morning.

Gumby

If I were to sleep like this (i.e. with my lower body straight and my upper body bent clear the heck over like a pretzel) I would need either a year's worth of chiropractic adjustments or major surgery. Grace IS Gumby...only way cuter...and not made of clay...and she doesn't have a dog. Okay, she's not Gumby, she's just really bendy...like Gumby. I'll stop now.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Look What Happened While I Was In The Shower...


Grace and Grant decided that throwing toys in Merritt's room was lots of fun. Nuff said!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Walking With Dinosaurs!

Merritt waited with sweet impatience for January 15th to roll around. That was the date of our trip to see the Walking With Dinosaurs: The Live Experience at the Energy Solutions Arena. We left at 5:30, just in case there were traffic problems, and arrived with plenty of time to park the car, find our seats, visit the potty (again, just in case...I didn't want Merritt to miss a minute of the show), and buy popcorn and a drink (for $8.50...holy crap!). Our seats were the best Chad and I could afford, which meant the upper bowl, but we were on the first row and our seats overlooked the entire arena with no one's head in the way. The show was truly remarkable, jam-packed with dino facts presented in a fun and interesting way, and dominated by life-sized animatronic dinosaurs that roared, fought, ate (plants and other dinos) and roamed all over the arena floor. They made their dramatic entrance through a black curtain framed by gigantic teeth. Merritt was in hog-heaven (dino-heaven?) and laughed, shrieked, "whoa-ed" and climbed on my lap throughout the whole show. His boisterous enthusiasm wasn't shared by the nerdy little kid sitting next to him, unfortunately. This was one of those sweater-vest wearing six-year-olds who sit still and prim and tell everyone else around them how to behave. He even got on my case. We were told that we could take all the pictures we wanted, but not to use flash photography. I diligently turned off my flash, but when I switched the lens setting on my camera, it went back to flash mode and I inadvertently popped a flash picture. The boy gasped, pointed at me (a la Invasion of the Bodysnatchers) and said to his mother, "That lady just took a picture with her FLASH on!" The woman looked at me and loudly whispered "We can't control what other people do. Just ignore them." What the freak? After that I'm afraid I let Merritt off his leash. When the T-Rex made her grand entrance, Merritt stood up a roared back at her and I didn't say a thing to him about it. I just laughed while the little nerdy kid looked horrified and tried to shush him. "I'm just telling T-Rex that I'm a friend," Merritt told nerd-boy. That made me laugh more. The show ended with the drama of the meteror strike that killed off all the dinos (which has since had Merritt praying nightly that a meteror will NOT hit the earth again) and then the lights went on and it was time to go. We made our way into the main lobbies to find a souvenir vendor. I couldn't help but think, "What recession?" as I watched family after family drop $100+ on doo-dads. We spent $10 and bought Merritt a huge poster to remember his big night out. A grand time was had by us both and all of Salt Lake City must have thought we were crazy because we ran like T-Rexes all the way back to the car.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

We all need some...

Grace!
Current doings? Throwing a hard, pink, rubber ball at the ceiling and trying to hide the fact that she is THIS CLOSE to breaking all the lights.

Current Obsession? Ella Enchanted and having her picture taken.

Current Pastimes? Wrestling with Grant, playing with her princess dolls and dancing.

Current Sayings? "Mom, you're crazy!" and "Time to dance Mom!"

Current Favorite Food? Breakfast: Cereal (Cap'n Crunch or Cheerios), Lunch: PB&J Sandwich, Chips and a Banana, Dinner: Nothing

Current Fear? Snakes apparently. She had two nightmares last night involving getting eaten by a big snake. Where does this stuff come from? Not from watching Sesame Street! The second time she woke up crying she woke up Grant...fun for all was had. She ended up in bed with Chad and I which meant that for at least a half hour she twisted my hair and her feet were firmly planted in my back.

We love Miss Grace!